Der Bro Code [Barney Stinson Matt Kuhn] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more.
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Okay, so if a bro desperately needs to stash his porn somewhere, he is allowed to show up uninvited at his bro’s door with a box of porn, even if the bro is living with a chick, since the bro’s connection with the porn constitutes an older and more meaningful relationship. Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports. Showing of 80 reviews. If a scenario arises in which a bro has promised two of his bros permanent shotgun, one of the following shall determine the copilot: When asked “do you need some help”, a bro shall automatically respond “I got it”.
A person who will always be with you Unless the bro is on a loss where said bro is, in fact, a ho, and therefore the ho still comes first. Footrace to the car.
While a bro is not expected to know how to change a tire, he is at least required to drag out the jack before pretending to assess the flat. Barney Stinson is awesome. That said, the bro should re-evaluate if the sister resembles his bro in a wig. Should a bro lose a body part, his fellow bros will not make lame jokes about it. A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro.
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A bro must always post bail for another bro, unless it’s out of state, or like, crazy-expensive. See all free Kindle reading apps. Amazon Inspire Digital Educational Harney. A bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone.
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A real bro doesn’t laugh when a guy gets hit in the groin.