Meet the Fockers () - Bradley Pickren as Little Jack - IMDb
Greg Focker: [singing] And if that mockingbird don't sing, then Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring gets sold, then Greg is. All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time. Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare. .. The cast is great and they help move the film along nicely. I also didn't like the character little Jack. Meet the Fockers is a comedy film and a sequel to Meet the Parents Yes, Little Jack wouldn't stop crying so I gave him some hugs and I let him watch TV.
The meet gets off to a bad start when a chase between the Fockers' sexually active dog, Moses, and the Byrnes's cat, Jinx, culminates with Jinx flushing Moses down the RV's toiletforcing Bernie to destroy it to save Moses. Later, Bernie accidentally injures Jack's back during a game of football.
Meanwhile, Pam informs Greg that she's pregnant, and the two decide to keep it secret from Jack.
Jack again becomes suspicious of Greg's character when they are introduced to the Fockers' housekeeper, Isabel Villalobos, with whom Bernie reveals Greg had a sexual affair fifteen years before.
Jack later takes the RV to Isabel's year-old son, Jorge, to fix the toilet, but is disturbed by Jorge's striking resemblance to Greg, and the fact that Jorge never met his father, and jumps to the conclusion that he might be Greg's son with Isabel. Growing envious of Bernie and Roz's active sex life, Dina consults Roz on sex tips in order to seduce Jack, but none of them works. Greg and Jack's relationship is again put to the test when Greg is left alone to babysit Little Jack, whom Jack has been raising via the Ferber method.
Despite Jack's strict instructions to leave Little Jack to self-soothe, Greg is unable to stand listening to Little Jack's cries and tends to the boy to cheer him up by hugging him, putting Elmo's World on TVand acting funny, but inadvertently teaches him the word "asshole.
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After a furious argument with the Fockers and his own family though amends are quickly madeJack resumes his spying on Greg and sends Greg and Jorge's hair samples for a DNA test, while inviting Jorge to the Fockers' planned engagement party in the hope of getting Greg to admit he is Jorge's father.
At the engagement party, Jack, who automatically assumes that Greg knew about Jorge and has deliberately been keeping him a secret from Pam, introduces Greg to Jorge. Later, when Greg denies knowing anything about Jorge, Jack still refuses to believe him and drugs him with truth serum to make him talk. On stage, Greg uncontrollably blurts out that Pam is pregnant and that Jorge is his son in a Darth Vader -esqe matter before immediately losing consciousness. The next morning, Pam questions Greg about Jorge, and Greg does not confirm or deny that he is Jorge's father, but insists that he knew nothing about him before the previous evening.
Pam believes him, and is willing to work things out with him. Jack reaches his breaking point with Greg's dishonesty and demands that Pam and Dina leave the island with him. It was your idea? What is wrong with you people?! I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums.
Look what happened to him. Greg, you couldn't follow a simple set of instructions? Jack, he was screaming. So I went in and I gave him a little attention. He's learning to self-soothe. These setbacks are disastrous for his development.
The child is adorable, but you're not raising Little Buddha over here.
Bradley Pickren: Little Jack
What are you saying? I'm saying that I have seen that kid eat at least 15 boogers since he's been here. And I've got news for you, Jack.
Prodigies don't eat their own boogers. And I have news for you. Prodigies don't come in 10th place every time either. It's just that I've never seen people celebrate mediocrity the way you do.
Because we love our son? We hug our son?
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Let's get down to it. The truth is, you're so concerned about that Little Jack, but I think that it's the Little Jack in you that is crying out for a hug.
The Little Jack in me? Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed? My guess is no. Would you spare my the drugstore psychology? I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, I came back in, he let himself out of the playpen, he put on Scarface, and he glued his hands to the rum bottle. I am, uh, about to set sail on my ship She's hot - check out those boobs.
I just wanna lather 'em up with soap and I could take a vacation in there. Gosh, sorry for you being perfect! And there's another wonderful lady in the audience, my future mother-in-law Dina Byrnes!
You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'ma looking, and I'm-a LIKINLittle Fockers